Einstein Bath-Time Continuum Soap
Gets you relatively clean. Patently superior.
Does your bathroom, and maybe your daily routine, feel rather dull when using your regular soap? Then why not try one of our thought-provoking, philosophical soaps, instead? Let your genius shine, while you lather and rinse, then watch the suds swirl down the gravity well. You, too, can develop the General Theory of Cleanability!
Almond, cocoa butter scent.
2 oz (56 g)
Ingredients: vegetable soap base, glycerine, shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, organic oatmeal, fragrance.
Not tested on animals.
Made in the USA.
On the other hand, if you believe that nothing can truly be known, and dirt doesn’t really exist, then perhaps you’d rather try our Nihilism Soap. Or not.
In stock (can be backordered)